Grammer help!

So it's not my usual software and computer-related technical support, but I recently found a piece online that was very informative and concise. I wanted to share it with some colleagues/friends but it contained explicits that some may find unfavorable/distasteful.
If you are not sensitive to explicit wording, you will, in fact, find it quite amusing. 
Check this out here:
http://cheezburger.com/6888272640

However, as I pointed out, one downside to the piece are the explicits. Another is that they missed out on a few other words which are often misused. 
I want to expand upon their such list with a very similar list but one for use of all-purposes.

1. THEY'RE = THEY FRIGGIN' ARE!
2. THEIR = SHOWS FRIGGIN' POSSESSION
3. THERE = SPECIFIES A FRIGGIN' LOCATION
4. YOU'RE = YOU FRIGGIN' ARE
5. YOUR = SHOWS FRIGGIN' POSSESSION
6. WHO'S = WHO FRIGGIN' IS
7. WHOSE = SHOWS FRIGGIN' POSSESSION
8. IT'S = IT FRIGGIN' IS
9. ITS = SHOWS FRIGGIN' POSSESSION
10. WE'RE = WE FRIGGIN' ARE
11. WERE = PAST FRIGGIN' TENSE OF 'ARE'
12. WHERE = SPECIFIES A FRIGGIN' LOCATION
13. LOOSE = NOT FRIGGIN' FIXED IN PLACE
14. LOSE = CEASE TO FRIGGIN' KEEP
15. AFFECT = A FRIGGIN' ACTION
16. EFFECT = A FRIGGIN' RESULT
17. GOOD = FRIGGIN' GOOD (NOUN)
18. WELL = FRIGGIN' (VERB) WELL
19. THAN = A FRIGGIN' COMPARISION
20. THEN = NOT FOR FRIGGIN' COMPARISIONS
21. TOO = MEANS FRIGGIN'  ALSO OR FRIGGIN' EXCESSIVE
22. TWO = A FRIGGIN' NUMBER
23. TO = FRIGGIN' TO (NOUN OR VERB)
24. LAY = FRIGGIN' LAY SOMETHING
25. LIE = FRIGGIN' LIE DOWN/ON/IN

I hope you found this to be very informative and entertaining! 
Please comment if you have any suggestions to word better/add something.
Let me know! 

Thanks for looking!